This comic gave me all sorts of problems. The original concept didn't have enough punch, so I changed the dialog. Then I got the punch I wanted, but the concept suffered.
Finally, after a lot of unfortunate research into Cosmo, I got what I wanted. And yes, this fork thing is from an article back in 2012, though, to Cosmo's credit, it apparently warns you NOT to stab your partner. Regardless, if you use Google to find "Ridiculous Cosmo Articles," it makes most lists.
Also, I'm apparently the "Bad B*tch" of my group. Thanks, Cosmo.